Blog by Mike
  • HOME
  • Journal
  • Hike Life
  • STORIES/QUOTES
  • BALL IS LIFE
  • About
  • Timeout
  • HOME
  • Journal
  • Hike Life
  • STORIES/QUOTES
  • BALL IS LIFE
  • About
  • Timeout

The past is remembered. Live in the moment. The future is in you.

10) I Ate Something Terrible

10/7/2016

Comments

 
​Just finished eating my homemade turkey sandwich. (It was alright.)

I am placing the rest of the turkey meat back in the fridge.

What smells?
That spoiled turkey. (Too little, too late.) I cannot rewind time, unless I shove my finger into my throat. That way, I can yack. (I am not ballsy enough to do that. Forget that.)

I killed the rest by dumping them into my trash bin, which is outside. (I am done smelling that.)

Why did I eat it?

I was hungry, and somehow, my smell was not functioning yet.

For now, I shall suffer the consequences. I will wait it out, until I have to go. Always, drink more water as well. (So my acne will slowly go away as well.)

I am not going to die. It ain't the end of the world. Luckily, my throats feels fine.

​Look, I have the energy to finish this blog. Not realIy. I am weak to talk about this.

Why, so?

If the famous adventurer and survivalist, Bear Grylls, ever reads this entry, he will be laughing out loud, and shaking his head.
Comments

    Categories

    All
    DEATH
    EVERYDAY
    EXPERIENCE
    FUTURE GIRLFRIEND
    LETTER
    MOTIVATION
    MY SISTER
    RANDOM
    RELATIONSHIPS

    Archives

    March 2023
    February 2021
    January 2021
    December 2020
    May 2020
    April 2020
    February 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    September 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    July 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    September 2016

    RSS Feed

Proudly powered by Weebly